What a yummy combination!

I received this ‘list’ in my mail box recently and when I read it, quite honestly it was x rated. So, I’ve censored it in case you have ‘short people’ who live in your house and share your computer. Truly though, if this doesn’t get you rushing for the Green and Blacks then it will certainly send you off to find some Fruit and Nut. In any case I hope it makes you smile in the superb sunshine we are currently enjoying!

Why Chocolate is better than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. X Rated ☺
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. X Rated ☺
13. X Rated ☺
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Love Francine